This is a video of Star Wars Imperial forces invading Los Angeles and doing battle near various landmarks. Weird I never heard about it, because I live in LA and I feel like spaceships and AT-ATs blowing shit up everywhere is something you would hear about and/or see for yourself. I bet there was a government coverup. I'm kidding, there's no way the California government has enough money to cover anything up. I did feel the earthquake the other night though. I remember laying on the couch thinking, "Really? So this is how I go, God? You couldn't even wait for me to put underwear on?" I assume he felt guilty and that's why I'm still here. "It was only a 3.5 on the Richter scale." I know, THANKS TO ME.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Libby, who's confused why Imperial forces would attack LA in the first place. Are they pissed about all the awful movies lately?