This is a video of a grandfather and grandson playing Pie Face (links to Amazon), a Russian Roulette style game for kids that leaves the loser with a faceful of whipped cream. Or sour cream or apple sauce, really whatever you want to load the hand up with. You spin the spinner to determine how many times you have to turn the crank, then put your face in the hole and prepare to get creamed! Except I'm not going to use cream at all, I'm going to use lemon juice and thumbtacks.
Keep going for a video of them both playing until they get hit, as well as a 1968 Hasbro commercial for the original, heavier duty Pie Face game that looks like it could really do some damage.
Thanks to Elizabeth B, who wants to play with boysenberry jam. My favorite!