This is a video of a red hot ball of nickel melting its way through a giant candy jawbreaker. I remember eating one of those when I was a kid. It took me like six days to finish. You know how many times I dropped it on the floor during that time? A LOT. Whatever, hair and gravel and dust bunnies and nail clippings never hurt anybody.
Hit the jump for the video. Then remember how Cry Baby gum used to f*** the roof of your mouth up. I bet your mouth is watering now.
Thanks to my buddy Stephen M, who swears by Orbit Sweet Mint gum.