Man Celebrates Son's Birth With Massive Face Tattoo

April 25, 2015


Because those 'It's A Boy' bubblegum cigars aren't for everyone, this is a shot of the tattoo 20-year old Christien Sechrist got to celebrate the birth of his son, Perseus. Christien insists he has no regrets about the tattoo and would do it again given the opportunity. Hey -- have another kid and you can get the other side of your face done. When reached for comment about his father's decision, Christien's son just cried and filled his diaper with shit.

Thanks to BD, who agrees faces are the best places for tattoos because that's how you let people know you mean business.

  • Guesticle

    that tattoo is gonna give the kid nightmares

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  • Cup-O-Jesus

    prolly they put the wrong words on purpose to get people to read and possibly click, but I dearly hope this is real because I so want it to be.

  • randalator

    "When reached for comment about his father's decision, Christien's son just cried and filled his diaper with shit."

    And he'll continue to do so well into his fifties whenever he sees his father's face...

  • steve holt

    when keeping it real goes wrong

  • david

    Poor Sad Judgemental Douchebags.

  • Zewks

    Ways to make your son think you are an idiot.

  • Kinkochan

    Pretty sure he won't be having another kid with that plastered on his face.

  • ODwanKenObi

    did he really have to add the extra hair on the dudes earlobe and the extra dark shading behind the dark baby head?

  • Chargglez

    Imagine how disturbing it would be to see a nightmare version of yourself as a baby every time you looked at your dad.

  • iofo61

    Three generations of inbreeding will do that.

  • Graig

    What tattoo artist would even say. Sure I want to tattoo someone else's face on your face.

  • whacko

    It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't make his new baby look like Danny Devito's corpse. Like seriously if you are going to get a portrait tattoo done in a Very obvious place at least get a tattoo artist that has talent for portraiture.

  • some bad life dissensions there i tell yea

  • aldenscott

    You'd think if you absolutely HAD to get a massive baby head tattooed on your face, you'd wait until you had a kid that was good-looking. Also, "Perseus"? Douchebag.

  • jrose

    "Hey babe, remember Clash of the Titans? Fuck, I loved that movie. Let's totally name our kid after that guy in it."

  • Glenn Webber

    Whichever "artist" agreed to put that on his face should be banned from ever inking another tattoo again. Completely irresponsible. Some people need to be protected from their own stupidity.

  • Pinguinus Scipio Africanus

    Look at the quality of the tattoo. The shading looks terrible which will still be dark when it heals. The kid looks demonic. That is probably the only work this artist can get which makes the guy getting the tattoo even more retarded.

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  • Cup-O-Jesus

    I know I'm gonna sound old but I am, so it's OK. When we were young, we did stuff just as stupid if not more so, like afros, bell bottom pants, dashikis, and taking drugs we found in the street. However, and fortunately for us the stuff we did *usually* wasn't permanent, like gauging our ears, steel bars in our penis and quarter face tattoos of our ugly children. We were lucky, that's all. no smarter.

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