Note: Video probably NSFW depending on how your employer feels about handies.
Even if Godzilla did manage to destroy Japan and it ceased to exist, the rest of the world would never catch up with the quality of the country's game shows. That's just a fact. This is a video from an adult game show in Japan in which the contestant has to perform karaoke while being handily pleasured by a lady. The dude acts like he's never had his wiener touched before. And who knows, maybe he hasn't. Remember when you were a kid and you'd wait till your parents went to bed so you could touch the TV screen with your penis and the static would make it tingle? None of the new Televisions do that. Trust me (lifetime ban from Best Buy).
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Thanks to Joseph J, who would have picked the longest song he could think of.