It's Him!: Newly Discovered Frog Resembles Kermit

April 21, 2015

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This is Diane's Bare-Hearted Glassfrog, a newly discovered and described species of translucent-bellied frog that lives in the Talamanca Mountains of Costa Rica. It also looks like Kermit the Frog. You think Kermit faked his own death to get away from Miss Piggy and go live in the tropics of Costa Rica? I would, Miss Piggy is notoriously both verbally and physically abusive. That's not a healthy relationship. My relationship with myself? That is a dead-end relationship.

Keep going for a full shot of the frog and underbelly so you can see his guts and heart.

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Thanks to ZMB, who reminded me sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince, but only one to get a wart on your lip and never marry and become a spinster.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Even as a kid I never understood what the heck that green frilly/spiky collar is supposed to be. Seriously, Jim, when you were designing Kermit, wtf were you smoking?

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Why didn't those rotten @$$holes name it something clever like Kermiticus Muppeticus or something to that effect, not Diane's Bare-hearted Glassfrog. I dunno who this Dianne is, but f#$! that cold-hearted, selfish, bee-yotch.
    You just had the amazing opportunity to give something neat to humanity, and you passed.

  • Granger Ranger

    Kermiticus Muppeticus. Splendid! This "Diane" doesn't own the specie.

  • We, the masses, do not accept your naming, Diane. This frog shall forever be Kermiticus Muppeticus.

  • Jenness

    I third this motion and so it shall be henceforth and forevermore! LONG LIVE Kermiticus Muppeticus!

  • captaindash

    *bows to HRH*

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