It Will Be Mine: Penis Shaped Island For Sale In Fiji

April 16, 2015

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Mavuva Island is a 42-acre island in Fiji currently for sale that looks like a squat little penis. Some people have dubbed it Pen Is. I have dubbed it my future home and base of illegal operations.

According to sources, plots are on sale for around $122,000. Along with its phallic appeal, living on the island includes a list of perks, including a beachfront clubhouse, 360-degree view on a hilltop, restaurant, bar and excellent surfing.


Mavuva Island sits in a protected coral lagoon that hosts an amazing variety of marine life, and entirely within the Great Sea Reef, the world's third largest barrier reef, and one of the natural treasures of Fiji. The Island rises to 35 metres along a central ridgeline with an abundance of native tropical flora, coconut palms, interesting lava rock outcroppings, and two long white sand beaches, offering a unique lifestyle opportunity for a select group of owners.

Dangit, you can only buy PLOTS of land? I thought the whole thing was for sale. I'm not trying to share my island with anybody else. It would be awesome to live on a penis shaped island. It would be lame to live on a penis shaped island with a bunch of other wieners.

Keep going for a couple more shots from the actual island.

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  • Thor

    Geekologie Writer: I'm down with purchasing Wiener Island with you. Start with just the tip and go from there? Let's do this.

  • Mister Cerberus

    My penis doesn't have a nostil and a mouth nor is it clearly the head of a dragon. If your penis looks like this you might be Zorc from Yu-Gi-Oh.

  • Joey Svitek

    It looks like a giant fried chicken leg.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Kinda get the feeling anyone who looks at this island and thinks "dat right dere is a penis" tends to see penises in everything they look at.

  • Clampity

    Look at all that foliage, this is a very fertile phallic.

  • xolifer

    It kind of looks like Serenity from Firefly. I wonder how many plots are for sale.

  • That's a croc, not a cock.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Kinda looks like a dino head...

  • MustacheHam

    It also has a face. :[
    The scenery with the beaches and plants are quite beautiful.

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