Hands-Free Phone Holder Looks Like Giant Swan Head Extending From Your Crotch

April 16, 2015

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This is a commercial from Japanese anime network Animax for a hands-free phone holder that looks like a swan head protruding from your crotch. It also looks like a giant penis. Apparently the commercial was made for April Fools' Day, although I can't imagine anybody actually thinking this was a real product. Except me. I just spent like an hour Google Translating a bunch of Japanese websites trying to find out how to buy one. Could you imagine riding the bus wearing this thing? NOBODY would sit next to you. You might even get your own row. That's it, I'm making my own. Except mine's gonna be an elephant trunk. No, a giraffe head. Wait -- octopus tentacle, final answer. "Please tell me you're not just gonna epoxy a bunch of suction cups to your penis." Epoxy? You're crazy. I'm gonna use my hot glue gun.

Hit the jump to watch the commercial.

Thanks to GingerAil, who may or may not actually be poison disguised as soda.

  • Bryan Cuddahy

    I want one for raves. :P

  • Xockszky

    A Japanese company could sell an empty box calling it an invisible tiny unicorn and everyone would cum in their pants over how wonderful and innovative Japan is.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Enjoy some canned unicorn from thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/pr...
    And canned air from Brazil http://www.pangeatoday.com/...

  • Ramuran

    I'm pretty sure this was designed as a joke and was just meant to be funny. But yes, I would probably buy a tiny invisible unicorn regardless of seller, considering I bought the "gift of nothing."

  • TyDurd

    because Japan

  • Meh

    Like always Japan is ahead about 15 years.

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