Hands-Free Phone Holder Looks Like Giant Swan Head Extending From Your Crotch

April 16, 2015

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This is a commercial from Japanese anime network Animax for a hands-free phone holder that looks like a swan head protruding from your crotch. It also looks like a giant penis. Apparently the commercial was made for April Fools' Day, although I can't imagine anybody actually thinking this was a real product. Except me. I just spent like an hour Google Translating a bunch of Japanese websites trying to find out how to buy one. Could you imagine riding the bus wearing this thing? NOBODY would sit next to you. You might even get your own row. That's it, I'm making my own. Except mine's gonna be an elephant trunk. No, a giraffe head. Wait -- octopus tentacle, final answer. "Please tell me you're not just gonna epoxy a bunch of suction cups to your penis." Epoxy? You're crazy. I'm gonna use my hot glue gun.

Hit the jump to watch the commercial.

Thanks to GingerAil, who may or may not actually be poison disguised as soda.

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