Google Street Views Loch Ness, Spots Anomaly In Water

April 21, 2015

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This is the shot taken by a Google Street View car driving around Loch Ness in an attempt to map the area and possibly spot the Loch Ness Monster. They also took a camera into the water to get some underwater views (go HERE to explore for yourself). Sadly, this is the most exciting photo they got. Doesn't really look like Nessie, does it? I'm kidding, of course it looks like Nessie. I'd recognize those vertebrae anywhere. "It's a stick." IT'S A WATER MONSTER. You know, that's the problem with most people today -- they don't use their imaginations. Or their turn signals. Years ago I used to drive an old Chevy Cavalier with a bumper sticker that read, "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk." That was a good bumper sticker. It wasn't a good car though, which is why I drove it into a creek to collect the insurance. PLOT TWIST: Didn't have insurance. Now I roller skate everywhere and look good doing it.

Thanks to Dunc, who agrees the only way to find Nessie is to drain the Loch.

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