Flying Your Geek Flag High: The Ultimate Geek Clock

April 8, 2015


This is the Geek Nerd Clock available from Etsy seller LetterThings ($23). The numbers have been replaced with geeky references to the number that should be there. They blew the opportunity to use a reference to Battlestar Galactica's Number Six for 6 o'clock though. Also, 12 won't be accurate anymore when there's a new Doctor. Besides that though it's pretty sweet and I just bought one to use as a dinner plate. "What time is it?" I don't know, I can't see through Spaghetti O's. "With mini meatballs?" OF COURSE WITH MINI MEATBALLS, I LIVE THE DREAM. I do not actually live the dream by the way, I live a nightmare that I can never wake up from. "Well that got dark quick." Sometimes my therapist shows me inkblots and asks me what I see. You know what I tell him? I'll tell you what I see -- I see the outline of your penis in those khakis man, you need to start wearing looser pants. That shit's bad for your nuts. That's when he checks his watch and wishes our session was over, but it's not, we've still got 45 minutes left and I'm not even to the part where I cry hard and start breaking everything on his desk.

Thanks to Marion, who tells time the old fashioned way: it's either daytime or nighttime. ACCURATE.

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