In great news for those of you who love Star Wars AND stomach viruses, Disney Cruise Line has just announced they're adding a Millennium Falcon play area to their Disney Dream cruise ship. They will also be adding the Jedi Training Academy experience (previously only available in their parks) to the ship, so your kids can swing fake lightsabers at each other while you and your significant other sneak off to your cabin to conceive another young padawan. PROTIP: Book a cabin that sways a lot as the ship moves so you don't have to do so much work yourself. Let the motion of the ocean do all the humping for you. Back me up, Captain Jack Sparrow! *nonsensical jibberish* You know your alcoholism isn't as funny as it used to be.
Thanks to chesty, who I'm really trying my hardest not to stare at.