Chris Pratt And 'Apparently Kid' Noah Ritter Have Dinosaur Trivia Battle On Ellen Show

April 27, 2015

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This is a video from The Ellen Show of Jurassic World actor Chris Pratt and dino lover Noah Ritter going head to head in a dinosaur trivia battle. SPOILER: Noah wins. Possibly because Chris let him win. Or maybe Chris isn't actually a dinosaur expert. It's not like every actor who's ever played a doctor in a movie can diagnose the rash on my penis. Besides, kids know a lot about dinosaurs. That is like one of their favorite subjects. You know what my favorite subject in school was? "Lunch." YEP. I probably learned more at lunch than any other class, including: bartering for better desserts (business), puking (anatomy), foods that make your pee smell (chemistry), and how to sneak into the cafeteria freezer for free ice cream (ninja skills).

Keep going for the video. Also, I like how Noah dances like a crazy little marionette.

Thanks to Mellisa B, who only watches Jeopardy when Alex Trebek is rocking a mustache.

  • Conrado Parra

    This kid is the 2nd coming of Chris Farley!

  • Singlecell

    That kid is some serious 1st world.

  • Neros_downfall

    This kid is f***king annoying

  • Tyguy

    Poor kid...eventually when he's old enough, he'll learn what it's like to be a novelty. Ride that stone til the end, little buddy.

  • Gnome

    Seriously wtf is your issue?
    Novelty.
    You are going to try and take away from a child.
    You want to sour his minute of fame, for what?
    Your life must really suck. Sorry.

  • Tyguy

    First off) Wow. It's kinda sad that you responded in that way. This isn't the first (and only) time he's been on TV. The "industry" puts this kid on TV multiple times, because he was known for saying something in a popular youtube clip. I just hope his legal guardians are focusing on worthwhile things beyond TV bookings, like school and education. In a couple of years, the boy will likely have been forgotten about by the mass public. Just look at the title of this article...."Apparently Kid"....not even his real name, haha. These days, you're more likely to become famous for accidentally farting during a televised speech, than you are for any real accomplishment. I'm glad he's having fun while it lasts, and is being treated to cool experiences for the time being, though.
    Second) I'm taking NOTHING away from any child, nor souring his minute of "fame".
    Third) Clearly, you've deduced that my life must suck, by judging a random person's comment (who you don't know) so, congratulations!

  • Gnome

    The kid shows charisma.
    Happy to be on tv, and made it entertaining for the most part.
    And yah WOW!
    How your lack of ethic leads you to comment with shallow perspective.
    Keep trying to back peddle bro.

  • Tyguy

    "Lack of ethic", huh?...please explain that to me.
    Also, how am I back-peddling?...my views and opinions on the matter have not changed.

  • Gnome

    Just leave it at this.
    You made a weak attempt to assume you know this child in question, as you kindly pointed out about myself, saying your life sucks.
    You give sharp tongue criticism, about "What life" will teach him about being a Novelty, implying what exactly?
    "my views and opinions on the matter have not changed."
    Which makes you a douche bag.
    Though you have a right to your opinion, you also have the right to stfu, or keep your opinion to yourself.
    Now, my opinion on why "your life sucks"
    You imply "Novelty' in a negative way. So yes, you just insulted a child. Congrats BRO! Stay classy

  • Tyguy

    In no way did I ever "attempt to assume" that I knew the kid, first off.
    "my views and opinions on the matter have not changed."...I said this, because you stated that I was "back peddling"-which you still haven't explained to me how I'm doing that.

    I have the right to my opinion or to STFU, just as you have the right to respond to me, or STFU, as well.....and so you made your choice.
    Also, I never insulted a child. He did not read a word I've written. If anything, I commented on the way media is treating him like a novelty.

  • Gnome

    All I'm pointing out is, that you are an utter waste.
    You mom should have never scraped you out of the vat behind the abortion clinic.
    "Poor kid...eventually when he's old enough, he'll learn what it's like
    to be a novelty. Ride that stone til the end, little buddy."
    So what is a statement? Break it down for me.
    Empathetic, Sympathetic, or speaking from experience.
    You aren't showing any tone of real "Condolence", but more like a sarcastic reply out of spite.
    So.. I like confrontation, specially toward people like you.
    Where you don't think before you share your deep, profound, intellectual side of douchebaggery.

  • Tyguy

    It's funny....you keep telling me to "stay classy", yet you've insulted me with every comment you've replied to me with. I've never once insulted you.
    Maybe you should take your own advice: Keep your opinion to yourself, and STFU.

  • Gnome

    Because it's to easy,
    You're a grown man, commenting on geekologie about a kid who had 2 minutes of fame.
    Yeah, You are an easy target.
    Just give up now.
    You are everything that's sad about grown men who live in their parents basements.
    At least I'm not attacking a little kid. Remember that.
    I never claimed I'm classy either. I don't mind making you look like an idiot.

  • Tyguy

    You're right. It is TOO easy to throw idiotic/assuming insults at someone who you know nothing about, over the internet. Great accomplishment. Feel better now that you've shelled out your righteous version of internet justice?

  • Gnome

    PS. You think you are stating and argument " It is TOO easy to throw idiotic/assuming insults at someone who you know nothing about, over the internet."
    When this all started over you doing so.
    Go swallow some bleach.

  • Tyguy

    I DID say "you're right" for a reason....... >_<
    ...and P.S.- I can't understand what your first sentence is supposed to mean, because it's so poorly written.

  • Gnome

    You resorted to Grammar Nazi in order to insult me.
    LMFAO!
    Just like everything you've posted. In poor taste, and only highlights the weakness of your own character. Get a clue

  • Tyguy

    Nope. Just the facts...couldn't understand what you were trying to say, because of the way it was written....no insults, there. Get a clue about what?....care to give me one?

  • Gnome

    Nah, you got me all wrong.
    See I wait for the ignorant to speak before pointing out their worthless lives.
    It all started over your stupid comment.
    Boy you wouldn't know what Justice was if it came up and slapped the stupidity out of you.

  • Tyguy

    Bwahahahaha

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