These are a bunch of broken bone x-rays that have been repurposed as a lampshade. Presumably by a mad scientist or an evil doctor. Are those even human body parts? That one on the right looks like an animal paw. What kind of experiments was this mad scientist performing? Also, how drunk would you have to be to dance around with a lampshade on your head? Do people actually do that? Because I feel like my drinking threshold for dancing around with a lampshade on my head is above the one of me pissing myself and passing out on a friend's sofa.
Thanks to Judy G, who's taken a drink straight from the punchbowl before when nobody was looking. Now that -- that I'll do anytime whether somebody's looking or not.