This is a video of a hungry fox in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in Ukraine making itself a sandwich by stacking the slices of bread and sausage tossed to it by a news crew. For reference, my roommate still can't make a sandwich, or eat one without biting his own fingers. I wouldn't even live with him if his mom didn't pay my whole rent to help keep an eye on him, which I absolutely do not.
Keep going for the video, then let's make turkey clubs together.
Thanks to NatD, who admitted to eating the other half of the Subway sub you left in the break room refrigerator.