Because part of taking care of a pet is making them look ridiculous as possible, dog owners in Taiwan are getting their pet's faces cut and shaved into circles and squares. I want my dog's head shaved into a star. But I want his butt shaved into an easy to clean area, because I'm tired of picking dingleberries out of his fur. I don't like it, he doesn't like it, nobody likes it.
Keep going for several more examples of the I BETTER GET A TREAT FOR THIS.
Thanks to ww, Shannon and BananaThere, who want enough dogs to be able to shave the whole shape alphabet.