Bow ties: they are hip again. Were they ever not hip? Depends on who you ask. If you ask my grandpa he'll tell you to stop standing in front of the television while his shows are on. These are a selection of geeky ties from Birties Bow Ties. They all cost $25, have adjustable neck straps, and include free worldwide shipping. I just had mine shipped to Russia! "Why?" I....shit, good question.
Thanks to Omar, the man behind the ties, for not offering to send me one. It's cool, really, it's not like I ever get invited to weddings anyways.