7-Year Old Writes George Lucas To Change The Rules So Jedis Can Get Married, So He Can Get Married

April 20, 2015



7-year old Colin Gilpatric recently wrote George Lucas asking him to change the rules so Jedis can get married, so that he can get married in the future without having to become a Sith. Obviously, because George Lucas has absolutely no problem throwing traditional Star Wars canon into a CG Sarlaac pit where Greedo shot first, LucasFilm agreed to the changes. Admittedly, I doubt George was even aware of the request and the response was created by LucasFilm PR, who did a wonderful job fulfilling a young boy's dreams. I dunno, maybe I'm just still a little bitter George Lucas never responded to my request to CG my face onto each side of Princess Leia's golden bikini top during the sail barge scene in the Blu-Ray re-release of Return of the Jedi. I COULD HAVE BEEN A STAR.

Keep going for a picture of the bonus swag LucasFilm sent, as well as a video of Colin opening the package and another of him battling Darth Vader during Disney Star Wars Weekends.


  • Dear George, i would like to see a Jedi having Sex with a huge boobed Twilek. Please change the Rule!

  • Somewhere on the internet that exists.
    I am so going to look for it now.

  • Jan Bergström

    Arrrrggg, feel my spur of force!

  • Mr. Ordinary

    If you're a good SW fan who does not consider the prequels canon, then there's nothing that says a jedi can't be married.

  • Codster9

    Is that supposed to be a joke?

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    "Dear George Lucas, here's a letter my parents coached me to write so you would send some free shit. Sincerely, some kid."

  • Halfaxia

    Fuck off, you cynical shit. It's also "coaxed" not "coached".

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Wrong. "Coached" is precisely the verb I intended, because that's exactly what these greedy, classless dicks did.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I wonder if I write with my other hand I can pretend to be a kid so I can get free stuff.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Tell that to my wife, little dude. She expects no less that a Sith MASTER in the bedroom, and I'm happy to oblige her. Embrace the Dark Side, she'll love you for it. Trust me. ;)

  • Kevin

    Did you let her hold your light saber?

  • Leland_Gaunt

    That's no moon...

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