To promote Zoolander 2, Zoolander and Hansel walked the runway finale for Valentino's fashion show. It's a brilliant cross-promotional strategy, since Zoolander is pretty much the only thing I know about the fashion world and the only thing that would make me watch a fashion show. Well, that and women's underwear. I'm not saying the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is the greatest piece of television ever created, but it is. And I'm saying it.