Damn Mordor, calm down.
Because Mother Nature feels the need to constantly remind us that she's in charge here and she can open the gates to hell any time she damn well pleases, this is a video of the Sakurajima volcano in Japan erupting and producing volcanic lightning (previous photos of lightning in the volcano HERE). Damn, I kinda want to skydive into that. "You will die." Now I really want to skydive into that. I can see it now, my tombstone will read: "GEEKOLOGIE WRITER: LIVED HARD, DIED YO", presumably because my family ran out of money to finish the engraving. Then youu'll come along and spraypaint a giant penis on my grave and the circle of life will be complete.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Carmela G, who swears she saw Gollum for a second.