This is a video of female chainsaw artist Griffon Ramsey (previously: Groot) carving a life-size replica of Majora's Mask using chainsaws and a variety of grinders/rotary tools. The end result is most impressive and I wish that mask was my roommate. It's not though, Derek is my roommate, and we don't get along. Yesterday I lied and told him the apartment building was getting fumigated this week and we'd have to find a place to stay till Friday (so I could stay here alone and get some peace and quiet), and that f***er just came home with a gas mask from the Army surplus store. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill him.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to carey, who agrees of all people who deserve a carved Majora's Mask replica, it's me. Just kidding, she didn't say that, but I could tell she was feeling it.