This is a preview video of the the soon to be opened (and probably closed) SkyCaliber water slide at New Jersey's infamous Action Park, best known for its shoddy rides that have killed several people and injured countless others over the years. Obviously, I want to go very badly. The SkyCaliber drops riders into a 45-foot free fall, followed by a full 360-degree loop. Unfortunately, you ride in some sort of padded metal cage instead of loose, making it far too safe for my interest. Have I ever told you about the time I was riding the Tilt-A-Whirl at the county fair and saw a couple bolts come loose and go flying? I just closed my eyes and waited for life to end. It didn't though, so I ate so much cotton candy I puked in the car on the ride home.
Keep going for the video, as well as a video of the looping water slide they opened for like a day thirty years ago before realizing what a terrible liability it was.