Pretty Bad: This Giant Video Game Controller Pillow

March 11, 2015


Because what better way to show off your gamer cred than with a decorative pillow, this is the $26 Gamer Pillow. Everyone will know you're a serious gamer because it says GAMER really big right at the top. The pillow measures 18" wide by 14" tall, is filled with micro beads, and looks like a cross between an aftermarket XBox controller and a piece of shit. I like how they didn't even bother to spell ANALOG correct at the bottom, that was a nice touch. Or maybe it's a nod to 2006 when Sony displayed the new PS3 controller with SELECT spelled SERECT. Speaking of -- *licks lips, tweaks nips* Now who serect? Don't lie, you're into this.

Thanks to dogs are people too, who agrees the best pillows are the ones that are freezing cold on the other side when you flip them over in the middle of the night.

  • Xockszky

    It looks like a cheap Chinese USB controller on eBay.

  • Could you imagine trying to use a controller with a button layout like that? Who seriously puts the back button ("B") where A or Cross should go?

  • Sitri

    Nintendo has for 20 years.

  • kevin

    Shout out to the creators for posting a picture with absolutely nothing else in it for scale.
    From the photo alone it looks like a controller for one of those cheap 99 cent store consoles.

    Seedy business man: "Yes yes is much better than playstation 4. This the Mega Game Station 900. All gaming needs play any game only $9.99. It even haves Anlog and Clear button!"

  • Bling Nye

    Mashing the 'anlog' button is for when you're playing Log, by BLAMMO.

    It's better than bad, it's good.

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