LEGO has just announced an official Qwik-E-Mart playset coming this May for $200. The set will contain 2,179 pieces and include Apu, Marge, Homer, Bart, Chief Wiggum and Snake Jailbird minifigs. The store has a removable roof for a bird's eye view into the playset, and the walls are also hinged so you can access the whole building. Obviously, I'm going to combine the Kwik-E-Mart with several of my LEGO Star Wars sets to build the first outerspace convenience store playset. How cool will that be? "Admittedly, not your dumbest idea." Nope, not even my dumbest idea in the last hour minutes. You see what happened was, I pulled the fire alarm in my building so all my neighbors would have to evacuate and I could watch p0rn at max volume for a couple minutes. Then the firemen kicked down my door.
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