Morpheus Offers Blue And Red Pills At Bathroom Sink

March 11, 2015


This is a picture of Morpheus from The Matrix offering bathroom users the choice between blue and red pills at the sink. In case you've forgotten, or didn't see the movie, Morpheus offers Neo the choice between a blue pill, which will allow him to continue living in the fabricated world of the Matrix with "the ignorance of illusion", and the red pill will allow him to be unplugged and have to live in harsh reality. Neo takes the red pill. Me? I don't care which pill you take, just as long as you wash your f***ing hands after touching your penis.

Keep going for the scene from the movie.

Thanks to Erik L, who would have taken both plus a handful of green ones.

  • Tyguy

    What happens when you take the pills together?
    Also, the hot water nob/lever is usually on the left on most faucets. Maybe the image is flipped?

  • mcthrills

    I sure hope the image is flipped. I noticed that the knobs were backwards too, and doesn't match the movie either

  • Patrick Arnone

    shadow looks like a peen

  • Emmitt Morgans

    If that shadow actually looks like your "peen" you might want to see a doctor...

    ...or keep it a secret instead of ever going to the doctor.

    That's what a REAL MAN would do!

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  • Meh

    Now this is great!

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