Marshmallow Peeps Flavored Milk Is A Real Thing Now

March 12, 2015


Sure to be the biggest thing to happen to milk since chocolate, Prairie Farms has just announced a limited edition of Peeps flavored milks. The milks will come in Easter egg nog, chocolate marshmallow and regular marshmallow flavors, and give you a stomachache. You know, I made Rice Krispie Treats using Peeps instead of regular marshmallows once. It was awesome watching them all melt in the pan until they were just a bunch of floating eyeballs. Then I spooned out all the eyeballs and ate them. The treats turned out a pretty pastel color, but didn't really taste that different from regular Rice Krispie Treats. I mean, except for all the weed and mushrooms.

Thanks to Bridgette K, who agrees a quart of Nesquik chocolate milk and two jalapeño cream cheese taquitos from 7-11 is a perfectly acceptable dinner.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Recycled jokes... I approve.

  • Chaz Gomez

    I'm imagining that this tastes just like springtime, summer, innocence, sunshine... and ass...

  • MustacheHam

    My pancreas is crying.

  • Xockszky

    Hopefully it's not like real peeps, where you can literally feel your teeth disintegrate with each bite LOL

  • Tyguy

    I got diabetes just looking at this post.

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