Local News Cuts To Traffic Reporter Trying To Order Fish Sandwiches In McDonald's Drive-Thru

March 6, 2015

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This is a live news broadcast from Fox 45 in Baltimore when the studio cuts to traffic reporter Traffic Jam Jimmy (who looks suspiciously like a cross between off-season Santa and a lucky troll doll) and catch him going through the drive-thru at McDonald's. He wants a fish sandwich, but they're still serving breakfast, so he has to settle for an Egg McMuffin and a coffee. Ahahahhaha -- wait. Who the hell wants a fish sandwich before 10:30AM? I don't care if you've been driving around since 4AM, nobody should want a fish sandwich until at LEAST 11AM. That's like asking for spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast. You do it once as a kid, then never again.

Keep going for the best thing to happen to traffic reports since the days of horse and buggies.

Thanks to Jax, who would have hit up the Taco Bell breakfast instead. Heck yeah, diarrhea before noon! That's how I live too -- MAS.

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