International Study Reveals Worldwide Average Penis Size

March 5, 2015


First a post about a quadrocopter. Then one about a quadrocopter and a penis. And now, a full-blown pecker story. I like where this day is headed. A recent international study has revealed the average penis worldwide measures 9.16cm (3.6-inches) in length and 9.31cm (3.7-inches) around when limp, and 13.12 cm (5.16-inches) in length and 11.66cm (4.6-inches) around when erect. Those sound like some pretty sad penises. The average Geekologie Writer penis is 40-feet long and 34-feet around regardless of whether it's hard or not and doubles as a catapult.

Thanks to chichi, who informed me it's not the size of your bait that matters, it's how you wiggle your worm. Regardless, I still have a Canadian nightcrawler.

  • Wiley

    40-feet long and 34-feet around? Wow! You guys must have seriously advanced desk installments to cater your monsters, or how else would you keep writing these really witty and original tidbits next to already popular culture?

  • TempUserName4

    The range of sexual morphologies in humans is remarkable. Can you imagine ears, or noses, hands, or eyes had this range of size among the general population?

  • GreyMatter

    Well I'm 15cm by 15cm but I'm 5cm by 5cm when flaccid. I'm embarrassed at the piss trough at the pub and I'm sure the ladies would give me a miss whenever they check out my flaccid pathetic package!

  • Penis' are great.

  • CookyGray

    Was this calculated using the Adjusted Penis Size formula ((Length * Diameter) + (Weight / Girth)) / Angle of the tip ^2?

  • Jenness

    There is a formula for this? whateverrr

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    It seems weird that the size difference between flaccid and erect stays
    basically constant. I would have guessed it to be proportional to the
    total length.

  • Munihausen

    The graph reveals that to be the case - erect and flaccid-stretched length is proportional (i.e., multiple of a constant) to flaccid non-stretched length.

    No homo.

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    But the graph shows (as far as I can tell) that the difference between flaccid and erect is always about 4 centimeters, regardless of whether you're starting with a flaccid penis that is 12 centimeters or 6 centimeters. Unless guys on the upper end of the spectrum tend to be showers rather than growers, I wouldn't think that to be the case.

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