This is the Not Now dinner table created by Michael Beitz. It features 28-feet of wood with a giant curving knot in the middle. Because of the knot, you can't actually see the person sitting at the other side of the table, making it the perfect dinner table for couples who can't stand the sight of each other. THEN JUST THROW THE SALT, LISA, I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
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Thanks to Chris C, who eats dinner on the sofa off a paper plate in his lap like a normal person. No? Just me. I'm sad and lonely.