Giant Wooden Dinner Table w/ Massive Knot In Middle

March 20, 2015


This is the Not Now dinner table created by Michael Beitz. It features 28-feet of wood with a giant curving knot in the middle. Because of the knot, you can't actually see the person sitting at the other side of the table, making it the perfect dinner table for couples who can't stand the sight of each other. THEN JUST THROW THE SALT, LISA, I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Chris C, who eats dinner on the sofa off a paper plate in his lap like a normal person. No? Just me. I'm sad and lonely.

  • Bling Nye

    28 feet of wood and not a single penis joke!?!?

    I am disappoint.

    How hard would've "28 feet of wood with a knot in the middle, making it 3 feet and two knots shorter than mine" been? Flaccid, that's how hard.

  • So that's where Sonic the Hedgehog eats.

  • l2ichard

    Toughest game of paper football ever.

  • aquarius7373

    Pass the salt

  • aquarius7373

    :puts salt in hamster ball:

  • when "can you pass me pepper" gets fun for the first time

  • Sean Lally

    Hopefully they worked out the curves so they work with Hot Wheels...

  • Jai Mico

    I had the same thought when I saw this table !

  • GeneralDisorder

    I thought more or less the same thing. I want to see a video from a high performance RC car doing the loops.

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