This is the attempted panoramic living room shot that Redditor FallenCoffee took while his cat walked across the room. The result? Centipede cat. I thought that Pringles can on the coffee table was a bong at first. It looks like the middle section of that cat is going to need some more legs or it's going to develop back problems. I have back problems. I have front problems too. Hell, I have all the problems. At least everything on WebMD. You know what my doctor told me the last time I went for a checkup? 'What do you want from me?! I'm a doctor not an undertaker.' That's when I tried to kick him but got so weak mid-swing I wound up playing footsie with his balls.
Thanks to Melissa, who agrees somebody should try doing the same thing with a wiener dog for MAXIMUM LENGTH TO LEG RATIO.