Remember Kirstie Williams' fake hair octopus hairclips? Well now she's selling them in all sorts of colors and styles in her Etsy store CuriousCephalopods (~$97). I just bought two, so I can have two octopuses tentacle-fighting on top of my head. What are they fighting over? MY BRAINS. Just kidding, they're fighting over who gets to eat the French fry I'm waving in front of them. "So that explains the ketchup in your hair." Surprisingly, no it does not. The truth is, Mayor McCheese and I are an item.
Keep going for a bunch of different colors.
Thanks to Beth B, who is hoping for a nautilus version. Me? I am hoping for a frog or a chameleon.