This is the Harry Potter Monster Book Of Monsters replica on sale soon by Sideshow Collectibles. I can't tell if it's actually a book or just a furry block. It would suck though if it didn't actually have pages. Or if it doesn't attack unless you stroke it's spine. If you stroke my spine? I'll get the goosebumps. Tehehehe, that tickles! Now swipe your hand through my buttcheeks a couple times like a declined credit card. I'm not weird, you're weird.
Thanks to Melissa, who agrees no other book replica can top The Neverending Story.