To advertise the speed of their 4G LTE network, Japanese mobile phone operator DOMOCO created this dumpling cannon that can prep and cook a dumpling almost instantly (previously: their shrimp tempura cannon). Of course, it can only prepare one dumpling so quickly before having to be reloaded. I'm not sure if that's supposed to say something about their mobile network, but I would have taken that into consideration before making the commercial. What can I say, I'm like an advertising guru. Jk jk, I'm a love guru (now twist your lover's nipples like you're trying to turn two stove burners up to high).
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Thanks to Jeepman, who agrees that when it comes to advertising, or entertainment in general, nobody beats Japan.