I See What You Did There: Clever Kid Uses IKEA Table For Hands-Free Smartphone Viewing

March 3, 2015

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Because nothing brings me greater joy than people on the internet asking "Slow news day?", this is a picture of some clever kid using an IKEA table to view his smartphone hands-free. Not bad. At least until you fall asleep and wake up and break that table with your face. You ever broken a table with your face before? It never feels good. You know, I invented my own hands-free smartphone viewer years ago. It's a hat and a piece of duct tape. You just tape the phone hanging from the hat's bill right in front of your eyeballs. See? Plus nobody can see what I'm doing. Am I watching p0rn? You'll never know! *you have the volume on full-blast* Okay, yes I was.

Thanks to Ashley, who agrees they need to make something like earbuds, but for your eyeballs. "They're called goggles." NO THEY'RE NOT, THESE DON'T EXIST YET.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Lazy bitch.

  • Jan Bergström

    1. You are wanking like this. 2. Your mother comes back and rings the doorbell. 3. *Bang* Ouch!

  • randalator

    Don't they have TVs in whatever country that kid lives? If they do, I wouldn't exactly call that kid 'clever'...

  • Tyguy

    .....he could be in the U.S.

  • Jan Bergström

    I haven't been having a TV for 5 years.

  • Mason

    thats clever! :)

  • MustacheHam

    ah, glass tables...good times.
    As a child, me and my siblings had a simpler form of entertainment with glass tables. That is making silly faces from smooshing our faces into the glass. Of course one can guess our mum didn't like cleaning up the face marks.

  • Major Lee Gassole

    And you thought WALL-E was way off?

  • Tyguy

    For me, it's not the fact that someone did this...it's the fact that it was posted as an article.

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