And Almost As Big As Mine: Hero Pilot Uses Plane To Draw Giant Penis On Radar

March 26, 2015

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A Florida pilot recently flew a small private plane into this beautiful penis formation near Orlando, because that's what you do when you're bored and have access to a plane. That, or join the mile high club. But judging from this man's artistry, I assume he's already a platinum member of the mile high club (platinum members have had sex on at least twenty flights and experimented with at least ten different positions, at least two of which involve wearing a parachute or World War I aviator goggles).

Thanks to Dunc, who agrees it looks like the pilot went for a secondary boner there towards the end of the flight, but had to bail on it with only one ball finished.

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