A Colombian artist who previously changed her name to Ladyzunga Cyborg has successfully rechanged her name to ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ, with A - N serving as her first name, and O - Z as her last. Of course she still prefers to go by Ladyzunga, because why change your name if you don't want to be called by it?
ABCDEFG revealed the reasons behind her decision in a recent interview with Columbian website Las2orillas, saying she constantly feels the need to redefine herself.
"I started looking for a name that nobody had in Colombia, or the world, so I thought ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ," she explained.
"I've changed my name so people wouldn't know it's me.
"It's not because I was disturbed by it, but because I wanted to always bring an element of surprise."
Could you imagine having to sing the Happy Birthday song to a woman named the whole alphabet? Would you actually say all the letters, or would you sing, "Happy Birthday, dear The Alphabet?" The correct answer is you'll never have to worry about it because you'd never be friends with anybody who renamed themselves the alphabet.
Thanks to MC, who stole my idea of trying to change his name to the devil face emoji.