Don't Sh!t Your Pants is an oldie-but-a-goody text-based video game where the goal is to not shit your pants. It's not that difficult, although I did make a mess of myself a couple times (PROTIP: take your pants off before sitting on the can). There are ten different achievements to earn, and you get a crown for earning all of them. There's a guide HERE in case you're having trouble. Sadly, for a lot of us, not shitting your pants isn't a game, it's real life.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who's never not shitting his pants.