Woopsie Daisy: Don't Sh!t Your Pants, The Video Game

February 23, 2015


Don't Sh!t Your Pants is an oldie-but-a-goody text-based video game where the goal is to not shit your pants. It's not that difficult, although I did make a mess of myself a couple times (PROTIP: take your pants off before sitting on the can). There are ten different achievements to earn, and you get a crown for earning all of them. There's a guide HERE in case you're having trouble. Sadly, for a lot of us, not shitting your pants isn't a game, it's real life.

Thanks to my pal Terry, who's never not shitting his pants.

  • Huck PS

    "I done shit my god dammed pants!" in the voice of Sam Rockwell.

  • Konstantin

    Always reminds me of another great text adventure. Pick up the Phone Booth and Die.


  • Xockszky

    YouTube gamer DeceasedCrab played this. He's normally very prudish about swearing, so it was funny how we was basically forced to say "shit" hahaha

  • Bruce Wayne

    I play this game everyday, only the stakes are higher and I know how to pull down my pants.

  • Jenness

    So I played it and won. LIKE A BOSS. SPOILER ALERT:


    and then ...pretty hard to mess this last one up...

    Whats fun is all the other commands and what it says if you get creative.

  • MustacheHam

    Tried kicking the door down & failed. Chainsaws are also no help.

  • Proteon

    Welp, this is it. No post here has ever so singularly represented the Geekologie asthetic. You can pack your bags guys, everything from here on out will be but(t) a faint taste of this greatness

  • KKwantsabeer

    Doesn't work?

  • Fredrik Pettersen

    Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window. Then type play or shit.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Yeah man, it works. I just shit my pants. If shitting your pants is cool, I'm Miles Davis.

  • Lucas

    +5 internets to you for the Billy Madison reference.

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