Woopsie Daisy: Don't Sh!t Your Pants, The Video Game

February 23, 2015

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Don't Sh!t Your Pants is an oldie-but-a-goody text-based video game where the goal is to not shit your pants. It's not that difficult, although I did make a mess of myself a couple times (PROTIP: take your pants off before sitting on the can). There are ten different achievements to earn, and you get a crown for earning all of them. There's a guide HERE in case you're having trouble. Sadly, for a lot of us, not shitting your pants isn't a game, it's real life.

Thanks to my pal Terry, who's never not shitting his pants.

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