Towels That Look Like Sushi Rolls When Rolled Up

February 26, 2015

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These are the Sushi Towels created by designer Jenny Pokryvailo (of Loch Ness Monster soup ladle fame) for Ototo, who better hurry up and produce them before I steal the idea and start selling them myself. When rolled properly, they look like different styles of sushi rolls. What's your favorite sushi? I prefer chūtoro sashimi, but that's just me and I'm classy and have a REFINED PALLET. "You ate out of your trashcan over the weekend." Ahahahahha, did my girlfriend tell you that?!

Keep going for one more saké shot.

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Thanks to chichi, who informed me today is National Chili Day, so go get some and let the farting begin! (PROTIP: Wear dark underwear, they hide accidents better).

  • Jenness

    Anytime I have ever bought "cute" towels like this they end up either feeling like sandpaper or made out of some weird coated material that doesn't soak up water but repels it.

    These are towels made out of LIES!

  • Xockszky

    EXACTLY! I was just about to say that. I honestly don't think they're even designed to be used though. they're just for decoration. Those coated towels that repel water, I hate those!

  • Jenness

    "I honestly don't think they're even designed to be used though. they're just for decoration."

    To which I say "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

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