Tell Me More: Netflix Developing Live-Action Zelda Series

February 9, 2015


In the most exciting entertainment news in the history of entertainment news, Netflix and Nintendo are working together to develop a live-action Zelda series. Obviously, I will be cast as Tingle the flamboyant map seller and aspiring forest fairy.

As it seeks writers to work on the show, Netflix is describing it as "Game of Thrones" for a family audience, this person said.

As it is still seeking a writer to work on the series, Netflix has a long road to travel before a "Legend of Zelda" series actually becomes a reality. It's also possible that Netflix or Nintendo will kill the project before it gets off the ground.

Wait -- they're looking for writers? I happen to know a guy. "Who?" Me, I was talking about me. I'm thinking a Cinemax style softcore skin-flick. "They said it's for a family audience." Fine, but Link is still gonna wield the Master Penis and there will be Zora nudity. Those are musts.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, several of which seemed even more excited than I was.

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