This is the Master Chief motorcycle helmet coming soon from NECA (National Entertainment Collectibles Association). It ships this June for an undisclosed amount of money (I suspect around a shit-ton) and meets or exceeds all Department of Transportation safety standards, which is important if you care about your head. If you don't care about your head you should become a crash test dummy. I remember in high school the career counselor told me I should be a human cannonball. Haha -- look at me now, Mrs. Hindman! A man with *looking around shithole apartment* a lot of regret he didn't take your advice.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to lilco, who promised I could ride in the sidecar with a Ninja Turtle mask on and make vroom-vroom noises.