Street Legal Halo Master Chief Motorcycle Helmets

February 19, 2015


This is the Master Chief motorcycle helmet coming soon from NECA (National Entertainment Collectibles Association). It ships this June for an undisclosed amount of money (I suspect around a shit-ton) and meets or exceeds all Department of Transportation safety standards, which is important if you care about your head. If you don't care about your head you should become a crash test dummy. I remember in high school the career counselor told me I should be a human cannonball. Haha -- look at me now, Mrs. Hindman! A man with *looking around shithole apartment* a lot of regret he didn't take your advice.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to lilco, who promised I could ride in the sidecar with a Ninja Turtle mask on and make vroom-vroom noises.

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