So It Begins: Robot Vacuum Sucked Up Woman's Hair While She Slept On Floor

February 9, 2015

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Seen here mid-rescue, a South Korean woman tries to remain calm while paramedics remove the robot vacuum that wanted to eat her brains. Apparently the woman was taking a nap on the floor when the attack occurred. When my local liquor store got robbed? I was at home with friends, you can't prove anything.

The agony of having her hair entangled in the bowels of the contraption roused the woman from her slumber.


Unable to free herself, she called the fire department with a "desperate rescue plea" and was separated from the robot's clutches by paramedics, according to the South Korean newspaper the Kyunghyang Shinmun.

Waiting till we fall asleep to attack -- robots are getting smart. Me? I am getting dumber everyday. I feel like I'm aging backwards, but only mentally. I feel like a way less good looking Brad Pitt in that Curious Case Of Benjamin Butthole movie. "Button -- It's Benjamin BUTTON." See? A year ago I would have known that.

Thanks to ResiDENTIST EVIL, who is hands down twice as scary as any survival horror video game.

  • The world is full of stupid people.

  • MaidoMaido

    They were getting revenge for this: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawk...

  • Jenness

    Well I guess the advertising execs will have to go back to the drawing board on the whole "Floor so clean you can sleep on it" campaign

  • Shaun9lives

    Good thing it was just a roomba and not a fan, or else she'd be dead.

  • YourMom

    I, for one, welcome our new robot vacuum overlords.

  • Wiley

    Pick one, have an automatic floor cleaning robot, or sleep on the floor. This is about the same level of stupidity as lifting a conventional vacuum cleaner onto a bed, turning it on and going to sleep... What is this idiocy and why is it being shared? Also, her head is stuck in a vacuum cleaner and you're taking a picture of her in her home? She consented to you doing that, and having it shared? Is she planning to sue? This is all so dumb.

  • Stannis

    The next terminator movie should include a roomba.

  • Dave

    It's sucking my will to live!

  • Major Lee Gassole

    Party on, Garth!

  • kevin

    Sucks to be hair

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