This is the Batmobile bed and furniture set ($875) made and sold by Etsy shop ShortysCreations01. It's not the most amazing Batmobile bed I can imagine (I'm imagining something with an alarm and flamethrowers to keep my little sister out of my room), but it's better than the race car bed I had when I was a kid. Because I didn't have a race car bed wihen I was a kid. I had a loft bed with no guardrails and rolled out of bed in the middle of the night ALL THE TIME. You know what it's like to wake up falling? It sucks. Especially if you land on a LEGO castle.
Thanks to Swallow, who sleeps in a nest like a normal bird.