These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app.
UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is magnificent. I've never even rated an app in the iTunes store before but I just gave this one five stars and two fake eyelashes. I'd show you my own results, but I just made myself so unbelievably glamorous I'm afraid your computer would catch fire and explode.
Keep going for several more.
Thanks to Butterbee, who informed me the app also works on pets. GOOD TO KNOW.