Oh My: Mom Uses Virtual Makeup App On Newborn Son

February 18, 2015

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These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app.

UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is magnificent. I've never even rated an app in the iTunes store before but I just gave this one five stars and two fake eyelashes. I'd show you my own results, but I just made myself so unbelievably glamorous I'm afraid your computer would catch fire and explode.

Keep going for several more.

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Thanks to Butterbee, who informed me the app also works on pets. GOOD TO KNOW.

  • kasual

    A Kardashian is born.

  • iram84mx

    oh god.. why?

  • Meh

    Damn, babies are scary.

  • MustacheHam

    "Baby Gaga"

    Sorry, I just had to say it folks...

  • Emmitt Morgans

    That baby now has to grow up to be the second coming of Divine... eating poop is optional!

  • I'm scared now.

  • Richelle Howes

    Omfg this is the best thing ever!!! hahahah

  • Bling Nye

    Looks like someone's a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race.

  • AtomicMountain

    Dear Mom,

    Every time my friends and potential employers Google me, these pictures show up.

    Thanks for screwing me over as an infant for your own immature and selfish amusement.

    You Suck,

    Gabriel

  • Bling Nye

    PS-

    I take back what I said, I was just being a bitch.

    I realize now that conforming to society's expectations is a farce.

    I am now drag queen royalty.

    Thanks for getting me off to an early start with my fierceness.

    Couldn't've done it without you.

    Love,

    Gabrielle

  • Gugure

    PPS-

    I take it back again, reality just hit me after I went full tumblr SJW for a bit, I now understand how responsibility works again.

    The only job that will accept me is KFC.

    also drag queens don't make anything substantial unless you're lucky to get onto TV.

    I am going to dress you in drag when you are in an old folks home and show it to all of your friends that are alive to get my revenge mother.

    Lividly,

    Gabriel

  • John Kohler

    PPS-

    That lasted all of 5 minutes.

    I'm now applying at McDonalds, they're really excited about my ideas for updating Ronald's look.

  • JJtoob

    The stuff of nightmares lol.

  • MrJamsterJ

    What has been seen... Cannot be unseen!

  • PUNX

    ugh, hats wrong with this lady... but on a serious note, the black haired one like just like my aunt..

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    At least this one is just an app.

  • bit101

    Ha. Well, it's not like she was abusing the kid. Just shows how ridiculous the app is.

  • PUNX

    True, true... bet she will hold on to them and show them off when he is older.... I got lucky. i was the 3rd child so other than my 1st baby pic there are 4 pics of me from age 1 to age 6, and i have them all. This kid not so lucky

  • Xockszky

    Yes, these pictures will end up humiliating him again and again if his mom decides to show them to everyone every chance she gets. It's bad enough most mothers show their sons' friends and partners baby pictures of them naked in the bathtub, but this is worse.

  • bit101

    Yeah, there's that. :)

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