Pissed that his owner tried to feed him shitty dry food, Magneto cat uses his powers to try to kill him. SPOILER: He succeeds. Hopefully he can also use those powers to open doors, because otherwise he's going to starve to death in that house. If I were Magneto cat I would go to the grocery store and use my powers to open all the cans of wet cat food and live the dream until I f***ing exploded, becoming the most epic cleanup in aisle 3 of all time.
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Thanks to JD, who has a Spiderman cat that sleeps dangling from the ceiling.