Magneto Cat Uses His Powers To Try To Kill Owner

February 20, 2015


Pissed that his owner tried to feed him shitty dry food, Magneto cat uses his powers to try to kill him. SPOILER: He succeeds. Hopefully he can also use those powers to open doors, because otherwise he's going to starve to death in that house. If I were Magneto cat I would go to the grocery store and use my powers to open all the cans of wet cat food and live the dream until I f***ing exploded, becoming the most epic cleanup in aisle 3 of all time.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to JD, who has a Spiderman cat that sleeps dangling from the ceiling.

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