Late To The Game: Little Caesars Bacon Crust Wrapped Pizza Is Wrapped in 3.5-Feet Of Bacon

February 19, 2015

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Because some companies are cool arriving unfashionably late to the bacon game, Little Caesars has just announced a dip-dish pepperoni pizza with a crust wrapped in 3.5-feet of bacon slices. I imagine it will be every bit as disappointing as the last time you thought Little Caesars was a good idea.

Promoted with the tagline "in bacon we crust," the pie is "an 8-corner deep dish pizza wrapped in decadent whole strips of thick-cut, crispy bacon, and then topped with pepperoni and even more chewy pieces of savory bacon goodness," according to a news release.

I might try it. The press release says each slice is about 450-calories, so it at least meets my minimum calorie requirements. The only problem with Little Caesars (minus the taste and quality) is that they don't deliver, and when I want pizza I'm usually wasted. The last time I decided I could walk the mile to the closest Little Caesars I woke up on a bench outside a muffler repair shop. To this day I still don't know if I ate pizza that night.

Thanks to UniDude, who agrees they should have figured out a way to wrap each individual slice with bacon. What is this, amateur hour?

  • BriteSkittle

    YES

  • GirlFromSpace

    (heavy breathing)

  • brodyc

    "In bacon we crust" is pretty genius.

  • Clampity

    i want this inside me

  • Beanhimself

    I feel horrible for people that dont live in Chicago and must wrapped their crappy pizza in bacon to make it edible.

  • Brad Walton

    Let it go. Nobody cares about your "pizza".

  • Dissidence

    You know how they say there's no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza? Chicago "pizza" is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper.

  • I can't eat pepperoni. It does terrible things to my inside.

  • TempUserName4

    MAH BEETUS IS ACTIN UP AGUN! AHM BIG BHONED!

  • iram84mx

    mmmm... bacon....

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