Just In Case: The Zubin Axe Outdoor Survival Staff

February 9, 2015


This is the $320 Zubin Axe Survival Staff. It comes with a hickory wood staff, and six interchangeable heads for wrecking shop when you're out partying naked in the woods. They include: axe, sawblade, compass, fishing spear, hunting spear, and slingshot. Unfortunately, there are no GPS or satellite phone attachments in the event you really do find yourself up Shit Creek. Which brings me to my next complaint: no paddle attachment.

Thanks to Jeffrey S, who doesn't need anything but his instincts to survive in the woods because he is a bear.

  • Bling Nye

    $320? You know the only people buying this are rich nerds that never go outside, and in all likelyhood will forget where they put it if/when zombie apocalypse happens.

    Not to mention it looks like the interchangeable heads swap out with use of an allen wrench, so you lose the wrench and your 'multi-tool' becomes just 'tool'. Yeah, that's smart design.

    For a lot less than $320 you can buy a book (and probably a class or two) on survival that will teach you to make anything you need.

    Gimmicky product is gimmicky.

  • Chaz Gomez

    I would imagine that the cover next to the blade point would fit the ax and used as a paddle...

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I want my World War Z lobo...

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