Remember the table with swings for seats designed by Duffy London? Well now they're selling bars with swings for seats, in both round and rectangular shapes, starting at $37,500, which is approximately $37,465 outside of my rumpus room budget. Besides, I feel like drinking and swinging would make me feel drunker than I really am. I haven't decided if that's a good or bad thing yet, but I'm leaning towards good from a financial standpoint. Regardless, I will try to jump as far as I can out of my swing when I need to go to the bathroom. And speaking of drinking and swinging -- my neighbors. They invite a bunch of people over then all get drunk off wine and bang each other. At least I think that's what they're doing. From the sound in my apartment they could just be getting drunk and trying to kick down our adjoining wall.
Keep going for a shot of the rectangular model.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the bar should offer free drinks for anybody who can pull off a full 360 and turn themselves inside out.