I Don't Feel So Good: A Bar With Swingsets For Seats

February 26, 2015


Remember the table with swings for seats designed by Duffy London? Well now they're selling bars with swings for seats, in both round and rectangular shapes, starting at $37,500, which is approximately $37,465 outside of my rumpus room budget. Besides, I feel like drinking and swinging would make me feel drunker than I really am. I haven't decided if that's a good or bad thing yet, but I'm leaning towards good from a financial standpoint. Regardless, I will try to jump as far as I can out of my swing when I need to go to the bathroom. And speaking of drinking and swinging -- my neighbors. They invite a bunch of people over then all get drunk off wine and bang each other. At least I think that's what they're doing. From the sound in my apartment they could just be getting drunk and trying to kick down our adjoining wall.

Keep going for a shot of the rectangular model.


Thanks to lilco, who agrees the bar should offer free drinks for anybody who can pull off a full 360 and turn themselves inside out.

  • Gordon Freeman

    Looks like a great way to spill your drink.

  • Jenness

    This doesn't look sturdy enough to hold wobbling drunks who will only try and move from side to side, hit the person next to them or get into "Let's everyone swing to one side and see if we can flip the bar or start a force field of some kind with OUR MINDS!"

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