Foot Fetish: Vajankle Sex Toy Combines Hooha And Ankle

February 11, 2015

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Note: I didn't even feel comfortable posting the uncensored pic after the jump in case somebody came to the article directly from a link. To see the entirely NSFW version click HERE. Oh -- and all links in article are also NSFW.

This is the $175 Vajankle from realistic sex-doll manufacturer Sinthetics. It's a silicon foot with a vagina at the ankle. Hey -- different strokes for different folks. I'm not even going to pretend I didn't go through toe and back-of-the-knee phases. And don't you dare act like you're not into something weird, I can see it in your eyes. What is it? Mythical beast erotic fiction? Food sex? Diapers? Is it Geekologie? It's Geekologie, isn't it?! Wow, you really are a freak. I'm gonna have to start typing with gloves on. AND a leather face mask. I know what you like!

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best sex toys aren't even sold as sex toys, they're things you buy at the dollar store and just USE as sex toys.

  • Sex Shop

    I am shocked by seeing this product. As i am also selling sex toys but i haven't seen this kind of product.. I am impressed.

    www.adultsfetish.com

  • steve holt

    Now you can really pussyfoot around.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    There was one with the vagina in the sole on the internet. Doesn't know who is the manufacturer. Still freaky but a little less unsettling than this one.

  • Well that is just seven shades of wrong.
    My eyes feel dirty now - and I've seen some truly weird stuff in my time.

  • Prometeo

    Tarantino Likes this

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I'll admit, I kind of want one, mainly for the same reason I want an "Ace of Base" tattoo. Because it will make those who cross my path ask the all-important question, "Why God? Why?!"

  • YourMom

    Check, please.

  • Fred

    Now I can't say I've ever understood foot fetishism especially but to the best of my knowledge it doesn't involve fucking severed feet. That's serial killer shit not harmless fetish stuff.

  • AtomicAcorn

    I'm a foot fetishist and even I don't understand the appeal of the foot-fleshlight, let alone this contraption.

  • Huck PS

    Can you imagine getting caught by your 65 year old mother IN this. You'd look like a freak! With your freaky foot shaped peen! Right guys?.... Awkwaaaaaaard! Ha! *sigh*

  • Jan Bergström

    @Quentin Tarantino

  • McGarnagle

    I appreciate how reductive sex toys are. You like feet and vaginas? Here you go!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I'm giving you an upvote because I love your name. McGarnagle was the best.

  • Clampity

    Two for the price of one.

  • Kaizer Chief

    That's quite beefy... it's more like a cross between a vagina and a tuna maki roll.

  • Kaizer Chief

    *nigiri

  • Clampity

    Why... why would you say that?

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