Note: I didn't even feel comfortable posting the uncensored pic after the jump in case somebody came to the article directly from a link. To see the entirely NSFW version click HERE. Oh -- and all links in article are also NSFW.
This is the $175 Vajankle from realistic sex-doll manufacturer Sinthetics. It's a silicon foot with a vagina at the ankle. Hey -- different strokes for different folks. I'm not even going to pretend I didn't go through toe and back-of-the-knee phases. And don't you dare act like you're not into something weird, I can see it in your eyes. What is it? Mythical beast erotic fiction? Food sex? Diapers? Is it Geekologie? It's Geekologie, isn't it?! Wow, you really are a freak. I'm gonna have to start typing with gloves on. AND a leather face mask. I know what you like!
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best sex toys aren't even sold as sex toys, they're things you buy at the dollar store and just USE as sex toys.