Finally, A Baby Bottle That Looks Like A Lil Beer Bottle

February 26, 2015


Because you're that parent, this is a baby bottle that looks like a little beer bottle. Available for pre-order from Fred & Friends for $12, the Lil Lager Baby Bottle makes the perfect intro into beer for your youngster. After all, it's only a couple more years before they can drink the real thing. What is the legal drinking age now, anyways? Six? Eight? I feel like it's eight.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees they need to make a 40-oz version.

  • Guesticle

    yes :) want

  • "You can't give a baby booze!"

  • Jenness

    The tagline motto should be "Because there ain't enough butt-hurt about feedin' rugrats in the world."

  • Bubbubsky

    Inebriation begins at conception.

  • GeneralDisorder

    When my dad was a kid they used to sell rubber nipples that fit onto beer bottles.

    And... often parents would use actual washed beer bottles as baby bottles. But that would have been back in the 40s so you know... Greatest Generation and all.

  • Guesticle

    whats wrong with washed beer bottles?

    also wonder how many adults tried it on a full bottle, too bad its from the 40s so the carbonation buildup and explosion it isn't on youtube

  • Xockszky

    Hell, I'd want that now, if I was a parent!

  • Jai Mico

    So when your baby grows up , he feels nostalgia by being an alcoholic! Way to go

  • Wiley

    Because even terrible products have a market. We are such a bunch of jackasses.

  • captaindash

    You are right, in general. This, on the other hand, is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile and Fred should be applauded for coming up with a product that should've been out years ago. I'm just pissed I didn't think of it (pardon the pun). If someone just doesn't think it's funny, that's fine, but if they think it's a 'bad idea' then they need to do some serious soul searching.

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