Fill The Oceans With Fire: Father & Son Catch Freaky Deaky Goblin Shark In Australia

February 3, 2015


This is the deep sea goblin shark (previously seen in video HERE) caught by father/son fishing team Mike and Lochlainn Kelly off the coast of New South Wales in Australia. It's called a goblin shark because it looks like a goblin. If it lived under a bridge and carried a wooden club it might be called a troll shark. Apparently goblin sharks are at an "evolutionary dead end" because they're the last remaining species of its genus. Presumably because they're so f***ing ugly they refuse to mate with each other. Can't say I blame them, it would be hard pretending that's a mermaid.

Keep going for a bunch more shots of why we should drill down into the earth's mantle and let the oceans fill with lava.








Thanks to Crystal K, who agrees the only handsome goblin is Jareth the Goblin King.

  • Marla Singer

    I hope these Fucktards haven't just killed the last in the species. ANGRY!!!!

  • ZerglingPack

    Can... can you eat it?

  • MrJamsterJ

    Only if it doesn't eat you first!

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